Chapter 29 - Her Wish


Like a ghost chasing her, Zhao Xixi ran fast with her short legs. She ran to the kindergarten next door, greeted the teachers without stopping, and hurried to the classroom!

When she arrived at the classroom, she saw the tiger cub waiting for her. Zhao Xixi immediately hugged the tiger cub and said happily, “I'm so smart today! I was so smart last night, too!”

Little Xixi told the tiger cub about how she had cheated several adults last night and a teacher this morning.

The tiger cub was stunned for a moment, and he rubbed Zhao Xixi's chin with his ears. Zhao Xixi immediately hugged the little tiger's head and rubbed the little tiger vigorously. They hugged each other just like two ordinary human cubs.

When Teacher Tao Hua came, she saw this scene. Every time she saw this situation, she thought that Zhao Xixi, a human cub, had been born into the wrong race.

But she still remembered the business and gave the book in her arms to Zhao Xixi: “Xixi, Xixi, we have printed the book.”

Zhao Xixi was blank for a while, then immediately realized what the teacher was saying, and her eyes lit up suddenly!

Zhao Xixi: “Teacher! Is it the "My Best Friend" book?”

Teacher Tao Hua was happy too when she saw her so happy. Zhao Xixi quickly flipped through the book and soon found a picture.

There is a little tiger drawn on it with money in his mouth, and he gave it to the child next to him.

At first glance, from the drawing of the little tiger in the book, others can tell that this is the tiger cub. But the drawing of the child only has one view from her back to show that she is a human child, so others can't tell that it is Zhao Xixi at all.

The entire picture is lit in a warm yellow light. The illustrator drew it so carefully, and one can feel the healing just from looking at the drawing.

Zhao Xixi looked at the drawing stupidly, and Teacher Tao Hua's heart skipped a beat for a while. In fact, they especially drew the tiger cub so realistically, but Zhao Xixi's drawing did not look like Zhao Xixi at all. Because this book is from the monster side, it means to promote both humans and monsters’ relationships. It is absolutely impossible to draw Zhao Xixi realistically. If the illustrator draws her realistically, it will definitely cause her a lot of trouble.

Teacher Tao Hua felt a bit uncomfortable. She was worried that Zhao Xixi would be unhappy.

However, as a result, Teacher Tao Hua saw Zhao Xixi hugging the tiger cub in the next second. Then Zhao Xixi excitedly said, “Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, look! This is us! This is you, and this is me!”

Zhao Xixi narrowed her eyes with a smile and added, “I'm so pretty, and I'm still wearing a skirt!”

Zhao Xixi is a little chubby, and she is too active, so she seldom wears skirts in the summer, but she likes skirts very much. And now the drawing of her in the book shows her as a slim little girl in a skirt. She is so happy!

Teacher Tao Hua: “…” Sure enough, it is impossible to judge a child's psychology from an adult's perspective.

Then Zhao Xixi sat on the table next to the tiger cub and said to Teacher Tao Hua, “Teacher, please read this!”

Zhao Xixi pointed to the text above the book.

Teacher Tao Hua was, of course, so happy. So she pointed to the words and read them one by one: “My best friend… My best friend is called Tiger Cub. He has two round ears, a nose, a mouth, and a pair of big eyes. His golden yellow eyes are so beautiful.”

The illustrator really wrote the front of the story according to what Zhao Xixi had said before, but the latter part of the story is definitely not as dry as Zhao Xixi said previously—he gave me money; he is my best friend—that's all.

Several monster teachers had written this article together. It was more seriously discussed than the graduation thesis back then. They knew a lot about things between Zhao Xixi and Tiger Cub, so they polished it up by writing that the two cubs always played together despite being isolated by the other cubs. The teachers also wrote all about Zhao Xixi grooming the tiger cub and then "her" wish to pick up plastic bottles and discarded wires with the tiger cub. They picked up plastic bottles and discarded wires and then sold them for money. The desire to find the tiger cub's mother has led them to save the money they earn by picking up the plastic bottles and discarded wires every day.

The last part of the story is the climax; "she" is sick, and finally the tiger cub gives her all the money he has saved before.

The teachers in the office had discussed this part of the story for a long time. Mostly because they were considering that if they directly wrote about Zhao Xixi's family's bankruptcy, then it would definitely be suspicious if her parents and the others saw it.

So they had to alter it a bit.

After Zhao Xixi listened to the story, her tears fell, and then she hugged her best friend beside her and said, “Tiger Cub!”

Although the little tiger didn't speak, he rubbed his head against the human cub's face.

Teacher Tao Hua: “…” I'm so jealous! Why don't I have such a good friend?

Then Teacher Tao Hua thought of another thing. She had to figure out a way to find out who Wu Jie was and what her relationship was with Tiger Cub.

After Teacher Tao Hua left, Little Xixi was still very excited. Although she was so excited, she still didn't forget the two important things to do every day: “Tiger Cub, sit still, and I'll brush your fur.”

Zhao Xixi took out the little pink comb she had put in her schoolbag and brushed the little tiger's fur gently, stroke by stroke.

After combing, Little Xixi said with a bit of strangeness, “Tiger Cub, you have lost a lot of fur here.”

As Zhao Xixi spoke, she gently touched the tiger cub's neck with her little finger to expose where the white skin was.

At this moment, the tiger cub remembered: In order to save Zhao Xixi, he came out of the place where he was hiding yesterday, but then someone approached to beat him. He didn't know what the man was holding, and the man used it to beat him. It was a very sharp thing underneath, which had cut a wound on the tiger cub’s neck. A lot of blood had flown out, but he was too anxious yesterday, so he didn't pay attention to this matter. After the tiger cub returned home, he was also thinking about the human cub, so he forgot about his injury.

It's just…is the wound already healed?

The tiger cub touched his neck with his paw, not knowing what was going on.

Fortunately, Zhao Xixi didn't need an answer. She pulled the tiger-striped clothes on the tiger cub to cover the place where a lump of fur was missing.

After combing the hair, Zhao Xixi let the tiger cub open his mouth wide again. She tried to look at the teeth, but they were still fleshy gum; the teeth still hadn't grown out.

However, Zhao Xixi is not in a hurry because one younger brother needs ten months of pregnancy, and these two teeth must be needed much longer than that.

So Zhao Xixi said, “Teeth, oh, teeth… We are waiting for you to grow out.”

The lion cub saw this scene when he came in. Recently, his father taught him every day not to fight with the human cub. But still, he couldn't help showing his small fangs and said wistfully, “Just look, even if the teeth grow out, they won’t be as long as mine.”

Zhao Xixi immediately covered the tiger cub's mouth with her small hand, as if to prevent the teeth from hearing. Then she fiercely said to the lion cub, “Don't talk nonsense in front of the teeth!”

“Your teeth are not as long as Tiger Cub's! In the future, the tiger cub's teeth will grow so long!” Said Zhao Xixi while pointing to the book next to her.

Not to be outdone, the lion cub pointed at the table while saying, “Then, when I grow up, my teeth will grow as long as the table!”

Zhao Xixi: “Tiger Cub’s teeth can grow as long as the classroom!”

Lion Cub: “My teeth can grow as long as the school!”

Zhao Xixi's face blushed, and she argued thickly: “Tiger Cub’s teeth can grow as long as the Yangtze River! The Yangtze River is the longest river in the world!”

Now, the lion cub's eyes turned red, and he couldn't think of anything longer than that.

The bearded teacher outside the door almost laughed out loud.

So Zhao Xixi, like a little rooster fighting for victory, held her head high and said, “There will be nothing longer than this!”

The uneducated lion cub could only snort and return to his seat.

And at this moment, the tiger cub sneaked up to Zhao Xixi's ear and whispered, “The Yangtze River is so long. What if my teeth don't grow that long?”

“Hush,” Zhao Xixi whispered, “No one's teeth can grow so long. Think about it. It would be inconvenient to eat if they had grown so long.”

The tiger cub nodded in agreement and breathed a sigh of relief.

The bearded teacher is a monster after all and has better hearing. After he heard that, he laughed until his beard trembled.

In other words, the human cub was bragging to the lion cub just now—Tiger Cub's teeth can grow as long as the Yangtze River!

The little tiger beside her was very pragmatic and thought, I cannot.

When school was over in the afternoon, Zhao Xixi heard her father talking when he was calling someone: “No, even after school, I also didn't see the child. I didn't see it after school. I asked other people in the community as well, but it seems like the child never existed.”

Zhao Xixi: “…” I am so happy today.

Immediately afterward, words from the uncle over there made Zhao Xixi nervous: “Did you see today's hot search?”

Father Zhao: “What? I came to pick up my daughter after I got off work, and I hadn't seen anything on the internet yet.”

The uncle over there said, “I don't know who created that kindergarten book. It has illustrations and text. It's a story about the friendship between a human child and a little tiger. You can tell at a glance that it is talking about the new cub nursery! It is really untrue!”

Zhao Xixi knew what he was talking about as soon as she heard it. And she felt a bit guilty because the following paragraph was false. It was about illness or something.

She gently bumped her little head against the crash seat to ease her embarrassment.

Father Zhao in the front feels a bit strange: “It must be fake. This kindergarten has only been open for two months, whereas the review and printing of books take time. How could they have completed it in just two months? They must have prepared it before.”

Zhao Xixi: “…” Not really.

Father Zhao said, “No one should believe it, right?”

The uncle over there said, “The strange thing is that they all believed it. They should have bought the internet navy.”

Father Zhao told Mother Zhao about this when he got home. The couple sat on the sofa and went online. Father Zhao was looking through the online comments, only to discover that this was definitely an internet navy. And it was definitely a navy bought by the monsters because it was too obvious!

Father Zhao hasn't read the entire story yet, but he saw a summary, which is about the little monster saving money to treat a human cub. So, Father Zhao thought that, as far as the story is concerned, obviously the little protagonist did nothing at all. It was the little monster who was very kind to the little protagonist.

The little monster even gave all the money that he had saved before, so he could find his mother, to the protagonist for her medical treatment. But the online comments are almost crushingly overwhelming.

“Best human cub in the world! No objection!”

“Hug my cub! From now on, everyone will know how cute our cub is! I really envy the little tiger!”

“Envy Little Tiger +1”

Isn't this obvious? A group of monsters wants to tell humans in this way: Ah, we actually like you very much!

It's just that there are still many people who are taking notice and digesting this story! They find this story very touching.

Father Zhao was so angry that his eyes were slanted, and his nose was crooked!

Then he turned around and saw her daughter bringing a glass of water with a smile, and she said in a childish voice, “Dad, drink more water!”

Then she brought water to her mother too, who was looking at the mobile phone next to Father Zhao, and said in the same childlike voice, “Mom too, drink some hot water.”

Mother Zhao raised her head and looked at her well-behaved daughter in disbelief. But seeing her daughter holding a glass full of water, for fear that the water would pour out, she still took the water glass. Then she looked at Zhao Xixi's enormous eyes and said, “Baby, what is your wish?”

Zhao Xixi blinked her eyes, as if she didn't understand why her mother would ask this question. Actually, she really didn't understand either.

Seeing her like this, Mother Zhao almost believed her.

Father Zhao felt a bit strange, so he asked, “Why did you suddenly ask Baby this? Isn't it her wish to pick up discarded wires and plastic bottles with Fu Zai?”

Then Mother Zhao handed the phone to Father Zhao, who was beside her. From the screen phone, at the above of the article, is the original text of the story—"I like Tiger Cub so much. When I grow up, I want to pick up plastic bottles and discarded wires with him!"


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Chapter 28 - Lie


Little Xixi opened the door of her room, then saw Father and Mother Zhao frowning.

It had been a long time since she saw her parents frowning, and the strange uncle next to them still continued, “The monster cubs do whatever they want. They are rude and rushed. The monster cubs always like to fight and make trouble. In our kindergarten, it's already a big deal if you're wounded. These monster cubs like to mess around. I don't believe that little human child was unharmed there.”

Father Zhao remembered that Zhao Xixi previously had conflicts with her classmates when she was in school, and it was true. Then he said, “Maybe we can start with the pediatrics department of the nearby hospital to find out if they had sent the child for treatment during the day.”

Mother Zhao thought for a while and said, “If those monsters are determined not to let us find out who the child is, then the hospital definitely won't be able to find it out. They—the monsters—have their own unique security system. It has been so long, but none of us have cracked it.”

The strange uncle frowned and said, “I have an idea. We can't find the real one, so we can make a fake one.”

Father Zhao: “What do you mean?”

The strange uncle: “What I mean is, we can find a three- or four-year-old child and then announce to the public that this child is the one who entered the monster nursery. We can directly say that this child has been seriously injured, so if they want to refute it, it's necessary to reveal who the real human child is.” When Tao Tao said this, he looked meaningfully at the children's room next to him.

Father Zhao said cheerfully, as if he didn't understand the hint: “It's okay to think about this, but it's more troublesome to implement it. For example, my daughter is only three and a half years old now, but in fact she already has her own circle. Like her classmates and teachers in kindergarten, they will know the true situation. The current human children, unless they are about two years old, if not, we can't find human children without their own circle.”

Mother Zhao next to him said, “Moreover, if they expose this kind of thing to the public, it will be even more detrimental to us. It will even make other people doubt our alliance.”

Tao Tao froze for a moment, then said, “That's true, then I have no other choice.”

Father Zhao: “My daughter's kindergarten is next to them. When the time comes, I will think of a way. A sage has a thousand considerations; there must be one loss (聖人百慮,必有一疏), let alone a monster.”


Translator's Note:
The Chinese idiom 聖人百慮,必有一疏 has some meaning: No matter how smart a person is, in many considerations, there will be individual mistakes.

Immediately afterward, the three adults saw a little stubby girl coming out of the room with her little hands behind her back; she walked over slowly, walked up to Uncle Tao, then stretched out her hands and said, “Uncle, eat candy.”

In her palm lay two big white rabbit milk candies.

Uncle Tao never liked children, but even so, he couldn't resist taking two candies.

After he took the candy, Zhao Xixi sat beside him decently and said, “Mom and Dad, what are you talking about? I want to listen too.”

Father Zhao looked at Little Xixi and said gently, “We are discussing what to have for dinner today.”

Zhao Xixi: “...” Look, Mom and Dad are lying again. Alas, our family members are not good kids.

Zhao Xixi tilted her head and said, “Then what shall we have for dinner?”

Uncle Tao turned his head, looked at Zhao Xixi, and said, “Little Xixi, uncle asks you a question. If you can answer it well, uncle will take you to eat whatever you want.”

Zhao Xixi nodded vigorously and said, “Uncle, tell me.”

Tao Tao said, “Little Xixi, when you were studying, did you meet any children who went to the kindergarten next door to study?”

Zhao Xixi opened her big eyes naively, looked at this strange uncle, and asked in a childish voice, “Where is the kindergarten next door? Is their school like our school, where you can study? Then does their school have slides? I like slides and swings the most. There are many people sitting on the slides in our school, and I can’t even sit on them.”

The child’s words made Uncle Tao so amused. He said with a bit of mischief, “Their school has slides and swings. Do you want to go to that school?”

Zhao Xixi looked at this strange uncle with a sweet smile on her little face: “...” This uncle is also a liar. The school obviously does not have slides and swings. She is in school every day. How could she not know?

Zhao Xixi said immediately, “I want to go!” She wanted to ask herself if she could go.

Uncle Tao abruptly said, “But there are many monsters in there. If you go there, the monsters will eat you. Do you still want to go?”

Zhao Xixi: “...” Ha! They are just deceiving her as children who have never read books or gone to school. This trick only worked when she was a child, but it doesn't work now.

Alas, why do adults like to lie to children so much?

So Zhao Xixi thought about it and lied to the adults, saying, “Then I won't go. I'll study in my current kindergarten.”

Uncle Tao smiled. Father and Mother Zhao next to him were a bit uncomfortable. Although they used to like deceiving Zhao Xixi by saying monsters would eat children, she would be very obedient every time they deceived her. But now they haven't used this word to scare Zhao Xixi for a long time.

In the past, they saw that Zhao Xixi was well-behaved and obedient after scaring her. Because instead of explaining the truth to her, which she couldn't understand and would ask questions about, it was better to scare her quickly.

But now, either Father or Mother Zhao are feeling a bit uncomfortable because their first thought is that after this scare, Zhao Xixi will be so scared.

It’s true that this world is dangerous, and so are the monsters, but if you live in this world with a mentality of fear all the time, what's the point?

Father Zhao hugged Zhao Xixi and said, “It's okay. Mom and Dad will protect you.”

So none of the three adults found out that the kindergarten Zhao Xixi mentioned just now was the kindergarten she attended before, and now she is studying in the cub nursery kindergarten.

The next morning, when Father Zhao sent Zhao Xixi to the gate of the kindergarten, as usual, she wanted to watch his father leave first. However, every time Father Zhao turned his head and saw his daughter standing at the school gate, looking at him reluctantly, he felt so soft in his heart.

The real situation is that Zhao Xixi dared to run toward the kindergarten next door only after she saw that her father had left, and she could no longer see him.

But today, Dad didn't walk toward the gate of the community but walked in another direction.

Zhao Xixi thought for a while and said, “Dad, you are going in the wrong direction!”

Father Zhao turned his head, looked at his little daughter carrying a schoolbag who was looking at him at the gate of the kindergarten, and he said, “Daddy wants to go over there and take a look for a while. You go back to the classroom first.”

Zhao Xixi: “Dad, go to work quickly.”

Father Zhao: “You go to the classroom first. Class will start soon.”

Zhao Xixi looked at the kindergarten and said, “Okay.”

After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked toward the kindergarten. Rather than say she is walking, it would be better to say she moves, not only slowly but also turning around three times a step.

In the eyes of Father Zhao, this is because his daughter is reluctant to be apart from him.

But in fact, when Zhao Xixi watched her father disappear around the corner, she stopped going inside.

Teacher La Mei, standing at the entrance of the kindergarten, has been watching this scene, which is really funny and amusing.

Ever since the cub nursery kindergarten discovered that it was just a misunderstanding that Zhao Xixi's parents had enrolled her here, moreover, Zhao Xixi herself really wanted to stay in the cub nursery. So, Teacher La Mei has always been on duty to pick up the children at the gate of the human kindergarten every morning. It is because of Teacher La Mei's cover that Zhao Xixi can stand at the gate of the kindergarten for a few minutes every morning; then she can run to the cub nursery next door. And no one found anything unusual at all.

Of course, Teacher La Mei also saw Zhao Xixi's father go to the next door. She was not worried about anything and took the opportunity to touch Zhao Xixi's head and say, “Would you like to stand at the school gate with the teacher and welcome other students to the school?”

Zhao Xixi nodded happily, then stood upright and greeted the other students!

She just doesn't want to go in. If she does, how can she get out? And which classroom should she sit in?

Zhao Xixi is a chatterbox herself. She thought, The teacher can't find out that she is no longer studying here, so Zhao Xixi turned her head around, and then, with a bit cleverness, she said, “Teacher, I think the slides in our school are very fun. Teacher, will you go on a slide?”

Teacher La Mei suppressed a smile and said, “Teacher is already an adult, so I can't play with this.”

Zhao Xixi: “Then what does the teacher usually play?”

Teacher La Mei: “Teacher usually go shopping with friends, watch movies, buy things together, and also go to the amusement park together.”

When talking about friends, Zhao Xixi immediately started, saying: “I also have a friend. We usually comb fur… hair together! We comb hair together and then play pretend house together. I am the father, and he is the mother.”

Teacher La Mei: “I know you have a friend. Is your friend in the same class as you? Why have I never seen the child come to school with you?”

Zhao Xixi was speechless for a moment and said falteringly, “That…that…that is…, I don't live with him, so we never come to school together.”

“Oh, it looks like this.” Teacher La Mei said, “I remember you are the student in the second class of the small class, right?”

Zhao Xixi thought for a while and said, “Teacher, do you know the teacher in the second class of the small class?”

Teacher La Mei said, “I know her. But I don't have a good relationship with her. So I never talk to her.”

Zhao Xixi let out an “oh”, then said, “Yes, my friend and I are both students in the second class of the small class. It turns out that you have a bad relationship with our teacher.” Zhao Xixi was so happy, with a smile on her little face, that it was almost impossible to hide it. Zhao Xixi thought, If they have a bad relationship, they will definitely not chat. If they don't chat with each other, then the teacher will not know that she is actually not in that class.

Teacher La Mei: “…” Oh my god, that little child who once was determined to pick up the junk, what made you the way you are now? Why have you become so smart?

Even this little trick is not enough in the eyes of adults, but this is a child!

She still remembers that the child Zhao Xixi became famous on the monster forum because of that stupid video of her picking up trash. At that moment, many monsters said that if every human cub looked like this, it would not be a problem for monsters to dominate the world.

But now, the child can actually turn to rack her little brain.

However, the next moment, Zhao Xixi showed her chatty and curious nature: “Teacher, why do you have a bad relationship with the teacher in the second class of the small class? Is she pulling your braids?”

Teacher La Mei: “…This is a secret. I can't tell you.”

In fact, she herself is the teacher in the second class of the small class. Teacher La Mei said this on purpose because she has inserted all of Zhao Xixi's materials in her class. So she told Zhao Xixi specifically. In this way, if someone asks Zhao Xixi which class you are in, she also has a choice.

When Zhao Xixi heard it was a secret, she put her fingers to her mouth and shrank her small shoulders. She was as happy as a little squirrel and said with a crooked smile, “Ah, I see. It's the teacher's secret. Me too… I have a secret, too, that I can't tell others!”

Little Xixi learned one thing from the teacher: If there is something that you don't want to tell others, you can just say, It's my secret, and I can't tell you.

Zhao Xixi was so happy because she learned this statement.

Zhao Xixi’s silly mood had infected Teacher La Mei. She didn’t even know what she was happy about, but the corners of Teacher La Mei’s mouth kept rising, and her mood became happy.

What a cute human cub!

Although she has been working as a human kindergarten teacher and is able to come into contact with human cubs of various personalities every day—some are cute, some are willful, and some are silly—Zhao Xixi is really a treasure, and no other human cub has ever been just like her.

Teacher La Mei really wanted to hug her and hold her high!

“Xixi, why are you standing at the school gate?” When Father Zhao came back, he saw his daughter standing at the school gate.

Zhao Xixi said to her father, “I am welcoming my classmates to school. Dad, are you going to work?”

Father Zhao nodded and said, “Dad is going to work. You should listen to the teacher at school. Dad will pick you up in the afternoon.”

Zhao Xixi: “Okay, then dad must be obedient when you are at work.”

Father Zhao nodded with a smile and said to Teacher La Mei next to him, “The teacher has hard work to take care of my child.”

Teacher La Mei said, “No, Zhao Xixi is very obedient and sensible at school.”

Father Zhao narrowed his eyes with a smile and said to Zhao Xixi, “Daddy, go first. Baby says goodbye to Dad.”

Zhao Xixi waved her hand and said, “Bye, Daddy.”

Father Zhao walked a certain distance, and when he turned around, he saw his daughter was still standing there, still looking at him.

She was… really reluctant to be apart from him.

Father Zhao thought that children of this age may be very clingy to their parents, but when they grow up a bit, they will not be so clingy anymore. It's just that they can't keep their children by their side forever.

When Father Zhao was lamenting the relationship between parents and children, Zhao Xixi finally waited until her father was out of sight, and then Zhao Xixi hurriedly said to Teacher La Mei, “Teacher, my stomach hurts. I want to go to the toilet over there.”

Teacher La Mei: “Go… Go…”

Zhao Xixi immediately ran towards the cub nursery next door. What she didn't know was whether it was the parents who were sending their children to school or the children, what they saw was Zhao Xixi entering the kindergarten instead of running towards the next door.

Teacher La Mei looked at Zhao Xixi's back and sent a message to her colleagues in the cub nursery: “Let's make a slide in the cub nursery. Not just human kindergartens can have it, but our cub nursery also has to own it too.” There was still one thing Zhao Xixi said that was true—it was fun to play the slide.

The human kindergarten has fun slides, and the cub nursery has nothing, but even so, Zhao Xixi still wants to go to the monster cub nursery kindergarten!

Teacher La Mei looked at the gloomy weather outside, but she was in a happy mood. So she felt the weather was really nice today.


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Chapter 27 - Check That Kid


A group of colleagues who have always been decent and serious gathered around instantly. The police uncle looked at the child he was holding in surprise. Is she the child of a famous star?

“How do you all know her?”

This also made Little Xixi feel so surprised. Why does everyone know her name?

So a group of people looked at me, and I looked at you, but they didn't tell the truth. They just said that they saw this child when they were watching the TV show a few days ago.

The police uncle also believed it: “It just so happens that this child lost herself. Do you know who her parents are? Is there a way to contact them?”

“We know.”

Zhao Xixi hurriedly said, “Uncle, Uncle, you are wrong. I didn't get lost. I'm here to find Tiger Cub’s mother!”

The police uncle also remembered this matter: “By the way, can I trouble you with one thing? She has a good friend named Fu Zai, who has no parents. I want to help them find his parents, and I intend to borrow your genetic machines.”

A few monster police officers looked at this little human cub. What kind of spirit is this?

She couldn't find the person from the TV show. Later, she found the police station to help her find the person.

If she can't find this person all the time, then one does not know what amazing things this child will do next time.

Now what? How to tell this human cub that her best friend has practically lost her parents?

The monster police officer hesitated for a moment but said, “Zhao Xixi, let's go to the genetic machine.”

Previously, when the Tiger King went to the cub nursery, he already used a machine to check the tiger cub, so the genetic information of the tiger cub was still preserved in it.

At this moment, an adult came in from outside.

After Zhao Xixi saw her, she happily shouted, “Teacher Tao Hua!”

Earlier, Zhao Xixi was happy, but then she remembered that she had skipped class, and her eyes rolled around.

Teacher Tao Hua sighed when looking at this child. The tiger cub had called out to her just now, so she was coming here.

Little Xixi remembered what she had said not long ago and was not afraid that the teacher would catch her skipping class. She hurried to Teacher Tao Hua and said, “Teacher, the police uncle said that we can use the machine. It's the machine of jiyin! We can find Tiger Cub’s mother!”

Zhao Xixi said this while hugging Teacher Tao Hua. She was so happy!

Teacher Tao Hua, next to her, looked at the monster police officers. In fact, the tiger cub no longer had parents. As monsters, everyone knew about this, but they didn't expose it.

The monster teacher's eyes signaled: It's impossible not to tell her. Seeing this human cub’s mobility, maybe we cannot tell what she will do later.

Teacher Tao Hua thought about it. It's also impossible to hide this matter forever. The tiger cub will definitely know when he grows up a little bit.

So Teacher Tao Hua took Little Xixi's hand and followed the monster police officer onto the second floor.

Zhao Xixi looked around. It was the first time she had come to this kind of place.

Soon they arrived in front of a big computer. The police uncle nodded. Zhao Xixi saw the screen light up, and a very small tiger appeared on it. It was the tiger cub when he was a child.

Shortly, the picture on the screen launched into bright colors; Zhao Xixi couldn't understand what it was, but she was waiting for the tiger cub's mother to come out.

What will the tiger cub's mother look like?

Will she be like her mother? Wearing a beautiful dress, having long hair, having a fragrant body, and also making delicious shrimp to eat.

Or is it like her classmate's mother? Zhao Xixi has met many of her classmates' mothers, and they are also very good-looking.

The tiger cub has found his mother, and he will live with her at that moment. She will tell the tiger cub's mother that the tiger cub likes a scratching board very much, and then they can make one wall of the house into a scratching board.

After this, she will tell the tiger cub that he can find his mother. He must be very, very happy!

However, at this moment, Little Xixi saw the monster police squat down, look at her, and say softly, “I'm sorry. Your friend's mother's gene is not in the gene pool. She may not have become a human being when she was an adult and sent to the zoo. Shall we help you find the records of the zoo again?”

The smile on Zhao Xixi's face suddenly disappeared and turned into genuine anger. She retorted, “That's not true! I've said it many times, and Tiger Cub is not a mixed-race monster! Why don't you all believe it?!”

Teacher Tao Hua hugged her to prevent her from quarreling.

Zhao Xixi turned her head, looked at Teacher Tao Hua, and felt so aggrieved that she burst into tears.

Teacher Tao Hua sighed, These monsters… She squatted down and said, “Xixi, be good. The machine may not be right. Tiger Cub is not a mixed-race monster. Let's go back first.”

Because the police station is not far from the school, it would be troublesome to take a taxi, so Teacher Tao Hua walked back with Zhao Xixi in her arms.

Zhao Xixi kept crying and crying until Teacher Tao Hua had a broken heart.

Teacher Tao Hua thought for a while and said, “Xixi, even if the tiger cub is a mixed-blooded monster, he will still be your good friend, and you will always get along well.”

Zhao Xixi shook her head and said, “But he also wants to have parents. The tiger cub misses his mother very much. He still has the card his mother gave him, and he wears it every day.”

Teacher Tao Hua was a bit strange when she heard this: “The mother of the tiger cub left him a card? What kind of card?”

Zhao Xixi nodded with a string of teardrops hanging on her little face. She gestured with her little hand: “It's such a small card, and there's a red leaf picture on it.”

Teacher Tao Hua narrowed her eyes and asked again: “Are you sure the tiger cub’s mother gave it to him?”

Zhao Xixi nodded.

Teacher Tao Hua: “Let's go to the tiger cub and ask about that card. Maybe we can find the tiger cub's mother by relying on the card.”

When Zhao Xixi heard this, she immediately laughed, then said, “Really?”

At this moment, they saw the little tiger waiting in the community.

Zhao Xixi immediately got off of Teacher Tao Hua, turned around, and ran to the tiger cub, then said, “Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, where is the card your mother gave you? The teacher said, We can find your mother with that!”

The tiger cub didn't speak. He put two paws on the human cub's shoulders and then hugged Zhao Xixi.

For the first time, the two cubs hugged each other like two children.

Teacher Tao Hua next to them sighed, These two cubs…

The little tiger was so scared just now when the police officer took away Little Xixi. When he came back to the school, he was bleeding a lot on his forelimbs, but still running. He asked Teacher Tao Hua to pick up Zhao Xixi.

Zhao Xixi didn't know about this. She was still asking about the card: “Tiger Cub, where's your card?”

The little tiger let go of Zhao Xixi and then took out a card from the tiger-striped clothes. He bit it and handed it to Teacher Tao Hua.

Teacher Tao Hua took it and saw a leaf-shaped protrusion on the small silver metal piece. When Teacher Tao Hua touched it, she felt that there were two words in the middle of the leaf—Wu Jie.

She was familiar with this because her cousin had a brand that was almost the same. The only difference is that his cousin's brand is black, and this one is silver.

And this leaf pattern is the logo of a company, and her cousin is an employee of the operations department.

This is not the point. The point is that this company is called Longteng Pharmaceutical Company, a leader in the industry. It has almost monopolized the production and sale of all monster drugs.

It's just that their company's employee identity card shouldn't be here.

Teacher Tao Hua sent the two cubs back to school, took a picture of the sign card, and returned it to the tiger cub.

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Teacher Tao Hua: “Brother, do you have a silver employee identity card in your company?”

The Cousin: “Yes, the ID cards of the bosses in the R&D department are silver.”

Teacher Tao Hua was stunned for a moment, then she said, “Is there a staff member named Wu Jie?”

The Cousin: “I'm not familiar with them. They don't even eat at the cafeteria with us.”

Teacher Tao Hua hesitated for a moment. If the other party could enter a company like Longteng, she would definitely not be an unknown person.

Teacher Tao Hua checked the Internet, but did not find any information related to Wu Jie.

It's just that when she was searching for Longteng Company, she saw the news that popped up—the CEO of Longteng Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. revealed in an interview that next year will usher in the reform of drugs in the monster world.

Teacher Tao Hua clicked in—scientists under the banner have already researched the ability to transform juvenile monsters into humans in advance, but this research still needs further experiments.

Teacher Tao Hua frowned but did not find any other useful information, so she backed out and returned to the monster forum.

A group of monsters is trying to adopt a tiger cub.

Teacher Tao Hua thought about the little tiger, but he might not agree. At the beginning, Teacher Tao Hua thought that the little tiger was a stray cub. He didn't talk much, loved to sleep, and was pitiful.

But if you observe more, you will find this cub is not at all like these bluffing monster cubs nowadays. He has his own ideas and is very assertive.

Except when he is facing the human cub, Zhao Xixi, he will change a bit. At other times, he is working hard to become stronger and grow up.

Teacher Tao Hua originally thought that he slept during the day just to sleep. But when she considered taking care of the cub later, she found out that at night he did not sleep at all, he was practicing the knowledge about monsters that was taught in school.

However, Teacher Tao Hua sighed and thought that the human cub must be very sad now.

In fact… No, the human cub Zhao Xixi remembered what Teacher Tao Hua said—the machine probably broke.

Little Xixi: “Card-Card said that he couldn't guarantee that he could find the tiger cub’s mother.”

Translator's Note: Card-Card is a police uncle who has been issued a good person card by Zhao Xixi.

So Zhao Xixi was drawing the tiger cub's card so seriously.

When Father Zhao took Little Xixi home at night, she found that there was a guest at home.

He's a nice uncle.

Father Zhao also didn't expect to have a guest at home. Mother Zhao introduced him: “This is the person in charge of the East District of the alliance, Tao Tao.”


Translator's Note:
Tao Tao 陶濤 : Táo 陶 = Pottery [Surname], Tāo 濤 = Big Wave [Given Name], is different from Teacher Tao Hua.
Tao Hua 桃花 : Táo 桃 = Peach, Huā 花 = Blossom.

 

Father Zhao: “Hi, I'm Zhao Yu.”

Zhao Xixi looked at the grown-up, imitating her father, and stretched out her little hand: “Hello, I'm Zhao Xixi.”

Tao Tao squatted down and said, “I know you, Zhao Xixi; did you help your classmate find his mother during the live broadcast last time?”

Zhao Xixi sighed: “But I didn't find her.”

Tao Tao smiled and just said, “Then keep going.”

Zhao Xixi felt this uncle was a bit strange. After that, her parents seemed to be discussing business with him, so Zhao Xixi sat obediently in her seat and drew.

Little Xixi drew a little tiger and two big tigers.

A baby tiger, this is Hu Zai (Tiger Cub).

One is Mommy Tiger, and the other is Daddy Tiger.

She will give it to the tiger cub tomorrow.

After she finished the drawing, Zhao Xixi was about to come out. From outside of her room, she heard her parents and the strange uncle discussing:

“If it's true, then these monsters are really trying to drive humans into a desperate situation!”

“How is it possible?! For thousands of years, the monsters have not found a method to break through the bond of their transformation when they are adults. How can they find it now? Could it be fake news?”

“There will be no fakes. Their researchers are all our people. Although they have not entered the core laboratory, they can guarantee that the news is true. I don't understand why the specific drugs are still in the stage of being secret.”

Mother Zhao rubbed her belly and narrowed her eyes. “They have already mentioned it once at the press conference, indicating that they actually wanted to sell it at that moment, so it was not groundless. If your news is true, it's probable that there is a problem with the drug in the later stage, and now they are searching for a solution.”

Zhao Xixi was at the door. The complicated conversation made Little Xixi feel so confused. She didn't understand a word, so she sat down and continued to draw.

When she listened again, she heard her parents and the uncle talking about another matter from outside.

“I checked out the nursery monster that you have mentioned. The monsters did a good job of maintaining confidentiality. Our people squatted for several days, but no one could find the gate. They must have used some special method. I only know that there's indeed a human child in the cub nursery kindergarten. But their parents have signed a non-disclosure contract with them, so we can’t get their information either.”

Zhao Xixi was able to understand suddenly. She put her little ears on the door and listened carefully to what her parents said.

Zhao Xixi heard her father say, “I don't know what sort of parents dare to send their children to the monster cub nursery to study.”

Zhao Xixi: “...”

The strange uncle: “I don't know. They should have signed the highest level of non-disclosure agreement, so we have no way of finding out. We can only wait. If the human cub has been injured or something else happens, they cannot cover this matter.”

“Not necessarily. They send their children to study in the monster's kindergarten, saying that maybe it's not because of the benefits from the school. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for the monster nursery to recruit human cubs, let alone in the current situation. If this is the case, even if something happens to the child, they will definitely not make a fuss.”

Father Zhao thought of that child and sighed, then said, “That child is a human child among a group of monster cubs. The child has no friends, and the other monster cubs will bully that child. The child’s parents are too inhuman.”

Zhao Xixi thought in her heart, She's not pitiful, not pitiful at all. She has friends and is living happily every day.

And at this moment, she heard the strange uncle say, “If we can figure out a way to find out who that child is, it will be an advantage for us.”

Zhao Xixi: “...” It's over… It's over! Do Mom and Dad want to know too?


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Chapter 26 - The Police Uncle


The condition for a monster to become a human is not as simple as Zhao Xixi thought. It can even be said that for a monster, it is a second life.

It is almost impossible for a mixed-race monster to transform. Not only is it impossible, but when they become adults, they will face the risk of going berserk. At that time, if they cannot reasonably control themselves, they will easily threaten human property and safety.

There are special human beings who have studied the psychological problems of this part of monsters.

For them at that time—when the pure-blood race turned into humans—not only did they simply become humans, but due to second evolution, the monsters who became humans had better physical fitness and higher intelligence, so they could easily grasp the resources of society. They regarded this group of mixed-race monsters who couldn't complete the transformation as aliens. And humans hate them even more. So, the emotions of the public were very easy to generate. There was a huge security risk.

Therefore, the best solution is to inject a dementia potion, but there is a great moral hazard in doing so.

It is precisely for these reasons that the social contradictions between humans and monsters have been intensifying, and the two parties have attacked each other, but no one who has a certain official status dares to stand up to solve this problem.

Both parties can only vent their emotions through civil activities.

Zhao Xixi, a human cub, is completely ignorant of these things, and she doesn't even know how to distinguish between a mixed-blood monster and a pure-blood monster.

The two cubs got behind the curtain placed outside, hiding from the people coming and going. Little Xixi looked outside secretly. Zhao Xixi suddenly saw something, turned around, and said to the little tiger next to her, “Tiger Cub, wait for me here. I'll go to find the police uncle!”

The tiger cub's golden eyes filled with disapproval, and he said, “I'll go with you.”

“Wait for me here! I'll go out first. If I meet a bad guy, you can sneak attack him. It will be a disaster if the bad guy catches two of us together,” said Zhao Xixi anxiously.

Zhao Xixi came out from behind the curtain and trotted towards the traffic police.

The traffic policewoman was directing the pedestrians over there. There used to be a pedestrian traffic light over there, but it had broken in the past two days and there was no time to repair it, so the traffic police officer was directing traffic there. As soon as she turned her head, she saw a little chubby moving out of the corner of her eyes, and this made her startled.

After she looked closely, she realized that it was a child, so she asked, “Little friend, where are your parents? Why are you here alone?”

Zhao Xixi looked at the police uncle from afar, but when she got closer, she realized that she was not an uncle. Because she was wearing a uniform, Little Xixi couldn't tell if that was an uncle or an auntie from a distance.

She thought for a while and said, “Are you a police uncle?”

After all, the police auntie is also a police officer who has seen the world—that is to say, a police officer who has seen too many children. She can understand this kind of question immediately, so she said, “I am the police uncle. Little friend, is there anything you need?”

It's impossible. In the nursery rhyme, there is no song that says, "I found a penny of money on the road and handed it to the police auntie."

Zhao Xixi thought about it and immediately said, “But you are a girl.”

Thirty-year-old police officer girl: “Then you can call me police auntie.”

Zhao Xixi inexplicably feels that the police auntie is also the best person in the world.

In Zhao Xixi's mind, all adults who are willing to kneel down and talk to her are very, very good people.

So Little Xixi immediately said, “Police auntie, are you afraid of monsters? He's just a little monster who isn't scary at all and doesn't know how to eat people.”

The police auntie, who is afraid of monsters, looked at this little stubby and said, “I'm not afraid. We want to protect you, so we, as police uncles and aunties who are the police officers, are not afraid of anything.”

Zhao Xixi breathed a sigh of relief. That's good.

Zhao Xixi: “Then, police auntie, can you please take me to find an adult monster? She had lost a child, and then… then… then her child already grew up to my age, and two teeth were missing here…”

Zhao Xixi tried hard to describe the tiger cub: “His ears are so nice to touch…”

But at this moment, the green light was about to turn on, so the police auntie said, “Wait a minute. I’ll let the brothers and sisters over there come over first.”

So Zhao Xixi watched the auntie wave her hand, and all the brothers and sisters over there came over.

Then the police auntie looked around, and there was no adult coming to pick up the child. After thinking about it, she called the police station.

In this way, the police officer took Zhao Xixi to the police station not far away.

There were many people in the police station, and the other adults sat on the chairs outside. Because Zhao Xixi was too young, they sent her to the office inside to sit.

A police uncle asked her, “What's your name, little friend?”

Zhao Xixi: “Zhao Xixi.”

The police uncle: “What's your mother's name?”

Zhao Xixi: “Mommy.”

The police uncle: “What's your father's name?”

Zhao Xixi: “Daddy.”

The police uncle: “Where do you live?”

Zhao Xixi: “Live on the third floor!”

The police uncle: “Then do you know what your parents' phone numbers are?”

“I don't know.” Little Xixi looked at the police officer uncle and answered fluently, feeling that he was amazing!

The police uncle: “...” Belongs to who, does this careless little kid? After finding her parents, he must tell those two adults well.

But at this moment, this "lost" careless little kid not only didn't panic because she had lost, but instead asked, “Uncle, you asked me a lot of questions. Can I ask you a few questions?”

The police uncle: “What question do you want to ask me?”

Zhao Xixi: “Can you help children find their parents?”

A police uncle who was helping this kid to find her parents said, “...Yes, I can.”

Zhao Xixi: “Then can you please help my friend Tiger Cub find his parents?”

The police officer felt strange. Little friend, shouldn't you find your parents first?

But the police uncle still asked, “Who is the tiger cub?”

Zhao Xixi: “The tiger cub is my best, best friend. His mother disappeared. Then… then… I think he misses his mother very much. I want to help him find his mother. It costs 30,000 yuan to find his mother. It’s hard for us to save the money. Oh, if we already grow up, even if we have 30,000 yuan, he won’t be able to live with his mother when you find her, so we have to find the tiger cub’s mother quickly. My father said that the police uncles can help find people for free.” Little Xixi said everything she wanted to say.

The police uncle who helps people find someone for free: “...” There is nothing wrong with that word, but why does it sound like there's something wrong with it?

So the police uncle said, “So you lost yourself, and then you took the lead to find the police officers, later you want the police officers to help you find your good friend's mother?”

Zhao Xixi felt very incomprehensible: “I didn't get lost.”

The police uncle suppressed a smile and said to this careless little girl who felt that she had not lost: “Then do you know where you are now? Do you know where your parents are?”

Zhao Xixi: “I'm here with the police uncle. My mom is at home, my dad is at work, and the teacher is at school. I didn't get lost. It was my good friend's mother who got lost, so we want to find my good friend's mother.”

Well, this seems to be true. The child is indeed with them; her mother may indeed be at home, and his father may indeed be at work.

The police uncle didn't know how to describe his mood for a while—the feeling of a three- or four-year-old child had surrounded him.

Still, he said, “Where is your best friend now?”

Zhao Xixi said, “His name is Tiger Cub, and now he is outside the school. I asked him to wait for me there because they said that the adults outside would send him to the zoo when they saw him. If they send him to the zoo, the two of us can only meet across a river.”

The police uncle realized something was wrong now. Even though she had been talking about Tiger Cub just now, the police uncle didn't think that these two words were "Hu Zai".

But now that she mentioned the zoo, the police uncle understood: “Is your best friend a monster?”

Zhao Xixi suddenly became vigilant and said, “Police uncle, you are the best, best person. You can’t beat a little monster, right?”

The police uncle who had issued a good person card immediately said, “Why do we beat a little monster if he has nothing to do? We only beat bad people and bad monsters.”

Zhao Xi breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the police uncle who had said that word was really a very, very good person!

Not afraid of monsters but also beat bad people, so Zhao Xixi said, “Tiger Cub is a little monster, but he is a very good little monster. He has no parents, so the other monsters have bullied him. They also said that he is a mixed-race monster, and they want to send him to the zoo. Therefore, if we can find his mother, there will not be so many monsters bullying him anymore.”

The police uncle froze for a moment, not knowing how to tell the child that her friend must be a mixed-race monster.

If he is a pure-blood monster, this situation will definitely not happen. Even if his whole family is extinct, there will be a Monster Association to raise the cub.

This kind of situation can only happen to mixed-blood monster cubs. The Monster Association will turn a blind eye to them. His parents are likely to be mixed-blood monsters themselves, and if they are not in the zoo now, they will definitely die.

The police uncle lowered his head and saw the little girl looking at him expectantly. This matter was so cruel that he didn't know how to tell the child.

Zhao Xixi said, “Uncle, he is really a very good little monster. Please help him find his parents. Although we don't have 30,000 yuan yet, I can make an IOU!”

Zhao Xixi took out a piece of paper from her pocket and handed it to the police uncle.

There are three crooked characters, "Zhao Xixi," on it. If you don't look at it carefully, you might think it's Zhao… The lines behind it look like two earthworms.

However, the word "30,000 yuan" above looked like it was an elementary school child who wrote it, not a kindergarten child.

Zhao Xixi said, “I still don't know how to write 30,000 yuan. I asked my neighbor's uncle to write it for me, but I signed the name below. I will definitely be able to save enough for 30,000 yuan in the future. When the time comes, I will give it to you. The main reason is that if you find his mother later, the tiger cub won't be able to live with her anymore.”

The police uncle felt funny and moved, so he said, “We are the police officers. We must not collect money. Your father had said it. We police officers help people find someone for free.”

So the police uncle thought about it. He hugged Zhao Xixi and said, “I'll take you to have a look first, but I can't guarantee that I can find her.”

Zhao Xixi's eyes lit up suddenly.

This made the police uncle feel that if he told her, he couldn't find the person, it would be a bit cruel.

But you can take her to the monster department first to take a look.

There are two departments in the police station. One is a specialist in dealing with various human affairs, and the other is a specialist in dealing with monsters.

The two departments are independent of each other, but the relationship between the two departments has always been good. Although the relationship between humans and monsters outside is in dire straits, they have not been very affected.

After all, for humans and monsters outside, there are two types of people in this world: one is humans and the other is monsters.

However, for them, the division is different.

In their eyes, there are only two kinds of people: one is a good person who abides by the law, and the other is a bad person who breaks the law.

While his colleagues hadn't found the child's parents, the police uncle took Zhao Xixi to the next department.

As soon as he entered, the crowd of his fellow monsters had greeted—

“Zhao Xixi?!!”

“She's really small!!”


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