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Chapter 59 - Extra: If We Had Never Met When We Were Young.

 

"Zhao Xixi, you look like this; you haven't been out for several days, right?" When a colleague came to get something, he saw Zhao Xixi sitting in front of the computer, motionless, so he said that.

Zhao Xixi didn't look back; her whole focus was on her new work.

Something was missing, and she always felt that something was missing.

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Chapter 58 - Extra 2: Zhao An

 

Zhao An didn’t like the elder brother of the Jin family at all. Although the elder brother, Jin Zechang, didn’t like to talk, he could go to elementary school with his sister, but Zhao An couldn’t. 

Moreover... he didn’t dare to be mean to the elder brother of the Jin family.

Zhao An didn’t know why. 

His parents had spanked him before.....

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Chapter 57 - Extra 1: Zhao An (The two years when my younger brother went to kindergarten)

When Zhao An went to kindergarten with his schoolbag on his back, Zhao Xixi, Tiger Cub, Father Zhao, and Mother Zhao sent Zhao An to the kindergarten gate and handed him to the teacher.

Zhao An held the teacher’s hand and rushed in happily.

Several people present looked at other children who were holding their parents and grandparents and refused to let go and breathed a sigh of relief.

Another parent said, “Your children are really worry-free.”

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Chapter 56 - Final Chapter (Part 2)

Zhao Xixi started to say one sentence starting from the fourth grade of elementary school: “We are not in puppy love; we don’t have an impure relationship. Don’t say anything nonsensical.”

Zhao Xixi liked to touch the tiger cub’s ears since she was a child, hug the tiger cub’s fluffy head, and rub his head like a small animal. Later in elementary school, the tiger cub was transformed into a child in school, and Zhao Xixi still liked to hug and hug...

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Chapter 55 - Final Chapter (Part 1)


When it was almost time for dinner, Zhao Xixi used her father’s phone to send a video to Uncle Tiger. They had picked a lot of flowers and came back.

“Uncle Tiger, when will you and Tiger Cub’s mom come back? Tiger Cub misses you.”

Uncle Tiger sat on a bench in the park, looked at the little tiger on the other side of the video, and said, “Maybe I can’t come back today. The tiger cub’s mother is a little busy and can’t come back until tomorrow.”

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Chapter 54 - Flowers

The two tigers started eating takeout in the messy living room, devouring the food voraciously.

The tiger king looked at the little tiger tearing raw meat next to him and felt that the father and son were really of one mind!

The tiger cub secretly looked at the Tiger King and thought; say good night to Dad? He did it: brush teeth and wash face? He did it.

That is, he forgot to say good morning to Dad this morning.....

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Chapter 53 - Moving

Zhao Xixi has lived here since childhood and has never experienced moving, so she got up at around five o’clock the next morning, happily put on the beautiful shoes bought by Uncle Cat, and sat on the bed. Along the way, she stretched her legs happily again and again.

The shoes that Uncle Cat bought are so beautiful. She thought she would give him a pair of such beautiful shoes when she had money in the future.

After Zhao Xixi finished admiring her shoes, she hurried out of the bedroom. She still had her own tasks to do when moving today.

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Chapter 52 - Pay Back the Money

The Tiger King’s forced-out smile made people shudder even more.

The Tiger King probably felt a little twisted himself, so he simply changed his usual serious look, learned the social etiquette of adult humans, and said, “Hello, I am the tiger cub’s father, Jin Yan. Thank you for taking care of my family child, Tiger Cub, during this time.”

Zhao Xixi felt so happy when she heard this. Her parents said the same thing when they met the teacher.

Uncle Tiger is such a good father!

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Chapter 51 - Parents Meeting


No one has ever wanted the tiger cub, but now Zhao Xixi and the Tiger King are competing for him.

Zhao Xixi said very seriously, “He is not a child. He definitely doesn’t know how to teach a child. Tiger Cub, we are the best friends. You can live at my house.”

Finally, Mom and Dad agreed. It would be a pity if the tiger cub didn’t go with us.

The Tiger King looked at the plausive appearance of this human cub and immediately retorted, “Why can’t I teach children?”

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Chapter 50 - Snatch the Tiger Cub


Though the Lion family has received higher education, when humans abolished three wives and four concubines, the Lion family still followed the old custom.

Just like they do now, the Lion King has thirty lionesses, but this is not a good thing for the Lion King, who has entered a new era.
In the old era, when food was scarce, the lionesses were responsible for hunting, but now it is the lionesses who are responsible for making money. The Lion Queen holds 70% of the shares of Longteng Pharmaceutical Company, and the other lionesses either hold important positions in the company or are prominent figures in society...

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Chapter 49 - The Lion King's Demote


The lion cub’s bed was a large bed of 1.8 meters, and the bottom of the bed was also very wide. Zhao Xixi crawled a long distance in it curiously, and then she saw those feet walking towards the bed.

Zhao Xixi simply crawled under the bed, and then she heard a voice. It was the lion cub’s father’s voice.

“He has been like this since yesterday.”

“King, you... did you inject him with a transformation potion?”

The Lion King heard the other party’s shocked voice and said angrily, “If it weren’t for the future of the monsters, would I need to make such a big sacrifice?”

“You can’t... you can’t... do this. This is your only son. If the Lion Queen finds out, she will definitely not let it go.”

“I need you to help me evaluate his physical condition.” The Lion King said this without responding to the Lion Queen’s matter.

Then the other party started checking on the lion cub.

Zhao Xixi lay down under the bed. Lying like this made it so hard for her to raise her head. But at this moment, Zhao Xixi was no longer thinking about the hard work but about the lion cub’s condition.

After the monster finished the examination, the other party said to the Lion King, “There is something wrong with his genes. There’s nothing we can do now.”

Then the Lion King said, “If his genes already have this breakthrough, he should be able to transform by now.”

Zhao Xixi wanted to stick out her head to see who they were talking to and who they were talking about. Why was the tiger cub here?

Then Zhao Xixi heard the voice of the tiger cub, and he said, “Maybe the failure of the transformation is the reason why the saber-toothed tiger became extinct.”

The lion king looked at the tiger cub next to him and said, “Don’t think that your nonsense can dispel my idea. Now I have no way of retreating. I can even give up my own son. Do you think I will care about how you become extinct?”

At this moment, the lion cub, who had been sleeping on the bed, said, “Father.”

His voice was hoarse. He just called his father and didn’t say anything else. In the past, all the hair had to be combed smoothly, and then the proud little lion was now lying on the bed. It had only been two days, and he had already lost most of his weight, and his body shape was not as good as that of a stray dog outside.

He was obviously a little beast with an explosive temper, but at this moment, he just looked at his father quietly without saying anything.

The Lion King squatted down in embarrassment and said, “Baby, Father also loves you. When you transform into a human cub, you can play whatever you want.”

The lion cub still didn’t speak.

In the suffocatingly quiet air, a clear and powerful voice suddenly came: “Big liar!”

That made the Lion King’s expression distort for a moment. He hated this voice.

Lowering his head, he saw Zhao Xixi crawling out from under the bed with her little hands on her hips and her little face raised. Then she said angrily, “Being a human child is not fun at all. In the beginning, you have to learn to walk every day, and you have to learn how to hold chopsticks to eat. Each mouthful of rice requires 20 bites, and the lion cub cannot even count to twenty.”

Zhao Xixi thought, That’s too much. The lion cub is so happy to be a little lion, eating meat in big mouthfuls without worrying about stomachaches. Why should he force the other to be a human child?

Especially since the lion cub couldn’t even count to 20, he will not be able to eat well.

The Lion King: “...” That feeling came again, and he wanted to throw this mentally ill human cub out for a moment.

However, the little tiger stood in front of Zhao Xixi and said, “It may not be a good thing for a juvenile body to transform.”

When Zhao Xixi came out, she discovered that the bearded teacher was also following behind, so Zhao Xixi’s good habit of respecting teachers suddenly came out: “Hello, teacher.”

The bearded teacher looked at the tiger cub a little guiltily, then looked at Zhao Xixi and said awkwardly, “Hello.”

He was the one who brought the tiger cub here. His grandson hated living the life of a monster and wanted to raise their children as ordinary children. So when the Lion King contacted him, he hesitated but agreed.

The Lion King said viciously to the two monsters next to him, “Catch them and cut out the tongue of that human cub!”

At this moment, the little lion on the bed tried his best to sit up and said, “Father, let them go.”

The Lion King was furious and said, “Let them go? Then what about you?”

Zhao Xixi felt that she definitely could not win, so she turned around, grabbed the tiger cub, and crawled under the bed. She crawled to the innermost position and squatted down.

Zhao Xixi breathed a sigh of relief and touched the tiger cub’s head. When she touched the ears, she felt that something was wrong, but Zhao Xixi didn’t think much about it and said to the tiger cub, “Tiger Cub, we just hide here and wait for Teacher Tao Hua to come to us.”

The "Tiger Cub" that was sitting next to him said, “...” You are really promising.

Zhao Xixi felt she had come up with a good idea because those few were big monsters, and they would definitely not be able to crawl in.

However, the next second, Zhao Xixi found someone had moved the bed above their heads, and they saw several big monsters surrounding them.

Zhao Xixi quickly covered her mouth. She still remembered what the lion cub’s father said just now.

However, just when several monsters were about to catch Zhao Xixi, a sudden force bounced them away, and a large orange figure appeared in front of everyone.

It turns out to be the Tiger King, in disguise, who appeared here. She looked at this scene in surprise and thought, Then where is the tiger cub?

The Tiger King seemed to have read through Zhao Xixi’s thoughts and said, “I asked him to go back to school.”

When he heard that the lion cub had a fever and a cold, he made a bold guess in his mind. Later, all the people he had sent to pick up the tiger cub encountered a roadblock, and he speculated that the other party must be involved.

So he went to replace the tiger cub midway, but he didn’t expect to meet the little friend Zhao Xixi here.

Zhao Xixi wanted to ask something else. While the Tiger King was biting the Lion King, he took a moment and threw the human cub directly out and shouted, “Go find the Lion Queen (獅後 shī hòu); get her to come here!”

He threw Zhao Xixi onto the lawn of the garden. After the Tiger King finished throwing it, he realized she was not a monster cub but a human cub. He shouted from the house, “Are you still alive?”

Zhao Xixi spat it out with a mouthful of grass: “Stay alive! I just got hurt from the fall!”

However, she patted the grass on her knees and ran in the other direction.

Probably because she had been exercising a lot, the kid, Zhao Xixi, ran very fast, turned left and right, and ran into the hall. The hall was full of monsters, so Zhao Xixi stopped suddenly.

What did Uncle Tiger say just now? Go find the master (師後 shī hòu)?

What is that?

Zhao Xixi was confused. Fortunately, at this moment, she saw the good-looking aunt she saw before, the one who had been crying.

Zhao Xixi has special feelings for people who cry. She thinks that people who cry must be good people because she, herself, was used to crying and she was a very good child.

Zhao Xixi trotted over quickly.

The Lion Queen saw off several friends, and the sisters next to her began to comfort her. She was still feeling uncomfortable, and the next moment she felt something tugging on her clothes.

The Lion Queen (獅後 shī hòu) lowered her head and saw a human cub with several grass sticks on her head. She looked up with a bruise on her face and asked in a sweet voice, “Hello, my name is Zhao Xixi. Do you know what the master (師後 shī hòu) is? Uncle Tiger asked me to find the master (師後 shī hòu).”

Though Zhao Xixi thinks of "獅 shī" as the master’s "師 shī," she has no problem with pronunciation. So the Lion Queen said directly, “I am the Lion Queen. Does your Uncle Tiger have anything to do with me?”

The Lions and the Tigers have always been incompatible with each other, so why did they suddenly send a human cub to look for her?

Zhao Xixi: “Uncle Tiger didn’t explain this clearly because he was fighting, so he didn’t have time to say too much.”

The Lion Queen: “Fight?”

“Fighting with the bad uncle, because the bad uncle wanted to turn the lion cub into a human cub and also lied to the lion cub, saying that a human cub is better than being a lion cub.” Zhao Xixi poured out everything she knew. It’s like pouring beans.

The Lion Queen suddenly stood up and then led her sisters in the other direction.

Zhao Xixi hurriedly followed. She could hardly keep up with this group of long-legged and beautiful aunts at a trot.

Fortunately, there was a beautiful aunt behind her who saw Zhao Xixi trying so hard to keep up with them, so she hugged her.

The beautiful aunt was holding Zhao Xixi. She had never been a quiet child, so she started to chatter quickly. “Being a human child is actually not good at all. It is very hard every day, and you can’t walk fast, and you have to learn how to hold chopsticks...”

Zhao Xixi thought for a while and said, “It’s great to be a little lion. Eat big mouthfuls of meat every day, and then jump from a high place without hurting. And you can live like this for a long time, and then a lion cub could grow up so fast, unlike us, who have to grow up little by little.”

Zhao Xixi is particularly envious of the fact that the little lion and little crow can directly become adults in the future.

Zhao Xixi looked at the beautiful aunts with a little embarrassment. They were all so beautiful! Zhao Xixi thought to herself, Will she be so beautiful too when she grows up?

When they reached the door there, the beautiful aunt put Zhao Xixi down and said in a very gentle tone, “Stand here obediently and don’t go in. We’ll go in and deal with some things, and we’ll be out soon.”

Zhao Xixi actually wanted to go in with the beautiful aunts because they were really beautiful, and Zhao Xixi liked them very much.

But when she thought about the bad uncle inside who said he wanted to cut out her tongue, she hid immediately.

Though she was hiding, her little head was still looking over there secretly. She saw those tall and beautiful aunts all turn into lionesses. Zhao Xixi looked at the lionesses and felt that the lionesses transformed by these beautiful aunts were all very good-looking. The lioness standing at the end looked at Zhao Xixi and said, “Stay away.”

After finishing speaking, she immediately rushed in.

Zhao Xixi looked over there and wanted to hide away, but she didn’t want to move. What if the beautiful aunts couldn’t win? If they wanted her to call someone, they wouldn’t be able to find her.

So Zhao Xixi stood here, looking inside nervously. Zhao Xixi turned her head and tried to listen to what was going on inside, then she heard a voice.

“Shi Ye! You are looking for death!”

“Kill him and establish another Lion King!”

Immediately afterwards, a fierce fighting sound came from the room inside. Zhao Xixi wanted to get closer and watch because she was particularly afraid that the beautiful aunts would not be able to defeat the bad uncle. As the saying goes, Zhao Xixi, this child, loves beauty very much!

Soon the door broke, and then they threw a big lion on the ground. Later, several lionesses rushed up and pushed the big lion to the ground, unable to move again.

Zhao Xixi looked at this scene. Not only was she not afraid, she also clapped her hands and shouted, “The beautiful aunts are so amazing!”

The Tiger King just came out and saw the scene of the human cub admiring the lionesses, so he picked her up and said, “They are taking care of household matters. Let’s go out and wait.”

Though he didn’t notice the fragility of the human cub when he threw it away just now, he still knew not to let the human cub see too many bloody scenes at this moment.

Zhao Xixi had no idea what was going to happen next. She was just a child who was curious and wanted to see it, but her arms couldn’t twist her thighs (胳膊擰不過大腿 gē bó nǐng bù guo dà tuǐ), so the Uncle Tiger took her away.

Translator’s Note:
胳膊擰不過大腿 (gē bó nǐng bù guo dà tuǐ) is used as a metaphor to express that the weak one can’t defeat the powerful one.

When the Tiger King was carrying her and walking down the corridor, he discovered that the human cub still had a few grass sticks on her head and a bruise on her face.

Needless to say, this must have been his masterpiece when he threw her out just now.

The Tiger King quickly took down the grass, then clasped his big hands, trying to tie her hair into a braid.

Obviously, the Tiger King does not have this talent.

Zhao Xixi’s hair was simply down.

Zhao Xixi put her hair down and tied a strand of her hair with her little hands. She said very coquettishly, “Now I also want to be as beautiful as that beautiful aunt.”

The beautiful aunt who just carried Zhao Xixi had her hair down.

The Tiger King looked at the human cub’s hair, which looked like a bird’s nest, and nodded against his will.


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