When the uncle cat next door came out, he saw a human cub with a small face stuck to the railing and kept looking this way.
The uncle cat sighed and asked, “What's wrong, Little Xixi?”
Little Xixi screamed so vigorously when she called out, but now that the person had come out, she felt a bit embarrassed.
Little Xixi was awkward and whispered, “Uncle said during the day that there is one more outfit like that at home; is it true?”
Obviously, the uncle cat didn't expect this human cub to be so fond of that cloth. She had gotten slapped on the buttocks, but she still remembered this dress.
“Do you still want it?” The uncle cat asked.
“Aren't you afraid of getting another slap on your butt?”
Little Xixi said with a smile, “It's okay... I wear two pairs of cotton pants. It doesn't hurt. I will wear three pairs tomorrow.”
The uncle cat looked at the thickly wrapped, short legs. They felt uncomfortable wearing one piece of clothing, but this human cub was wearing three pieces. No wonder she walked like a penguin. The uncle cat next door couldn't help sighing, “It's awesome!”
At this moment, Little Xixi took out a piece of paper from her pocket, which she secretly wrote on in her room.
“Uncle, give me that dress. I owe you 50 yuan. This is an IOU.” Little Xixi said it socially.
A child's social behavior is extraordinarily funny. The uncle cat accepted the note while holding back a smile, and he saw that there were two rows on it.
Xixi wrote the first row with a twisted number 50, like an earthworm.
In the second row, there were three words that Zhao Xixi wrote, which look like a bunch of earthworms when combined.
This IOU is probably unprecedented.
Little Xixi saw that this uncle was probably having difficulty reading the IOU. So she said, “I have 5 cents a day for living expenses, and then I will give you 3 cents a day, total... Total...”
The uncle cat knew how many days she wanted to calculate and paid back the 50 yuan. The uncle cat wanted to help calculate the number, but unfortunately, the uncle cat couldn't figure it out either.
So the uncle cat handed over the paper again and said, “I'll give it to you.”
Little Xixi thought for a while and said seriously: “Forget it, the teacher said; don't take other people's things casually.”
Although Little Xixi also felt that it was scary to owe an enormous sum of 50 yuan, if she paid it slowly, she could still pay it off.
The uncle cat thought for a while and said, “If you wear this dress, will your mother beat you again?”
The uncle cat said to the human cub heart-to-heart: “Don't be sad; your mother is so fierce. She's not a good mother.”
Little Xixi blinked, and she lowered her voice, as if she were telling a big secret: “I'm not sad; I'm also not a good kid.”
The uncle cat looked at this chubby little kid, who is really a pure good kid; he couldn't help but say, “What do you do? Why have you said that you are not a good kid?”
Little Xixi calculated in her heart, lied five times, and still wanted to be friends with the little monster.
Everything is a matter of being beaten; Little Xixi has already calculated it. When her mother finds out about her lying, she will get a slap in the ass and be told not to repeat her mistake again for today, and they will offset it.
Today she wore thick pants, and the spanking didn't hurt. But if she gets caught lying, she will get spanked directly.
Little Xixi thought she was very smart, and she was so happy. She said to Uncle Cat, “Uncle, you can give it to me.”
Uncle Cat said, “Will your mother not check your schoolbag tomorrow morning?”
Little Xixi thought for a while: “That's right.” Mom would check her schoolbag every morning.
Then Little Xixi had an idea: “It's okay... I'll wear it on my body. Then I will wear a cotton coat and a down jacket. I will wear it myself when I get up early in the morning, so my mother won't find out!”
Little Xixi felt that what she was thinking was awesome: “Uncle... Uncle, can you give me the cloth? Let me see if I can wear them.”
Little Xixi gave the IOU that she had made for so long to the uncle next door: “You keep it first, and when I finish repaying the money, you can return the IOU to me.”
Uncle Cat went back to the room to get another newly bought one. He took out the cloth and passed it to the little girl through the fence of the balcony.
Little Xixi took it; the cloth felt like the fur of a tiger cub. She was sure that he could put it on, so she quickly stuffed it into the down jacket inside and then walked home like a thief.
After returning to the room, she quickly stuffed the cloth under the quilt. Little Xixi was still very smart. When her mother undressed Little Xixi and took a bath at night, she didn't find that there was something under the sheet.
When Zhao Xixi was sleeping at night, she thought she must get up early tomorrow morning so that she can put on her own clothes by herself. Then she could secretly put this tiger-printed cloth in her innermost clothes. This way, her mother wouldn't find out about it.
Somehow, she didn't know if there was something in her heart, but the biological clock really woke her up very early. When Little Xixi woke up, she realized it was not yet dawn outside, but she didn't know what time it was.
So Xixi got up by herself, and after taking off her pajamas, she got dressed one by one.
But her mother hadn't come in to wake her up yet, so after she got dressed, she went back to sleep.
In the morning, Mother Zhao found out that her daughter was sleeping in her clothes, but she didn't care. Instead, she quickly combed her hair and was about to send her to school.
Little Xixi stopped. “Mom, we agreed to bring lunch at noon!”
Mother Zhao frowned. “Your school will distribute lunch; what do you bring yourself?” “
“But you promised me yesterday!”
Mother Zhao was chatting with her colleagues yesterday, and she didn't remember it at all. She just felt that Little Xixi was lying. Mother Zhao would be busy today, and her husband was away on business again. She had to send this child to school. How could she have time for her? Bring food?
“Just eat the school food, the school food that everyone else eats; why do you want to bring the food?”
Little Xixi saw that her mother seemed angry, so she didn't dare say anything.
Little Xixi thought to herself, She must remember this matter. Because her mother promised her, but she failed to do so.
Later, when her mother finds out that she is friends with monsters, she can confidently say, "Ha! I promised I wouldn't talk to monsters, but I still became friends with them. However, you also promised to bring me lunch, but you didn’t bring it, so we’re even!"
Little Xixi was afraid that she would forget, so she hurried to the room and took out a piece of paper and a pencil. She then drew on the paper.
First she drew a small person, which is herself, and then she drew a bigger person, which is her mother, and then she drew a circle with some dots inside, which is rice. All the things she drew are about her mother forgetting her promise to bring her lunch.
Little Xixi was drawing and drawing; her little mouth was smiling, and she couldn't help covering her mouth with her little hand. Now she is not afraid of her mother finding out that she has become friends with monsters.
Mother Zhao sent Little Xixi to the gate of the kindergarten, and then she left. Little Xixi quickly ran to the next-door kindergarten by herself.
Sure enough, when she arrived in the classroom, she saw the tiger cub, who was earlier than her.
Zhao Xixi immediately ran over and said, “Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, come with me!”
Little Xixi said this while pulling the tiger cub's paw.
The tiger cub avoided Little Xixi's hand, but he jumped off the table and walked to her side.
Their nursery also has a toilet, but no one has come yet.
As soon as Little Xixi arrived in the lounge, she began to undress her clothes.
So the tiger cub saw that the human cub undressed one, two, three, and four pieces of clothes.
After only wearing a thin piece of clothing, she handed him a tiger-printed piece of clothing.
The tiger cub looked at the human cub. Little Xixi had stripped off several layers of clothes, and it turned out she wasn't that fat either.
Little Xixi handed the still warm tiger-printed cloth to the tiger cub and said proudly, “Here you are!”
The tiger cub looked at the cloth that was full of the human cub's breath and turned his head. “I don't want it!”
When Little Xixi, who was originally happy, heard this, she was shivering from the cold. Because she was only wearing one piece of clothing at the moment. And then she said, “Why?!”
The tiger cub was extremely awkward and said in a childish voice, “Anyway, I don't want it!”
Zhao Xixi was in a hurry: “I worked so hard to get it for you; why didn't you want it?”
The tiger cub turned his head and didn't speak.
Little Xixi could see the red flesh protruding from his belly and remembered that the little tiger has no parents. So he must not know that a good kid can't show his belly because his stomach will hurt when he gets cold.
So, Little Xixi thought about it—just rush over! There is one advantage to wearing less: having flexible hands and feet!
The tiger cub was actually about the same size as Little Xixi. And he fell to the ground after Little Xixi had pounced on him. This scene is the standard prelude to a feline fight!
But in fact, when Little Xixi jumped to throw the tiger cub on the ground, he really showed his claws! He can make a thinly clad human pup bleed with just one paw.
However, when the human cub's little fleshy hand was about to come over, he reflexively retracted his sharp claws, leaving only the small pads.
Little Xixi imitated the way her mother usually dresses her and put the cloth on for the tiger cub.
After Little Xixi had put on the tiger cub's clothes, she looked left and right and thought, Um, the clothes of the little monsters are so special. Just like this tiger-printed cloth newly worn on the tiger cub. It exactly looks like his original fur; one can't see at all that he was wearing a dress. Moreover, the new cloth will not get tangled.
That also surprised the tiger cub for a moment; he was wearing cloth for the first time. He had seen this kind of clothing before, but he never thought of wearing it himself.
The tiger cub hesitated for a while, turned his head away, and said in a low voice, “Thank you.”
Zhao Xixi just changed herself from a thin and short penguin to a fat and short penguin. When the little monster said thank you to herself, she was so happy and showed a big smile—”You're welcome; we will be friends from now on!”
“We can be best friends in the future, and don’t be afraid of my mother if she finds out; I have a secret weapon!”
Little Xixi didn’t make any friends in her former kindergarten; she was too fat and enthusiastic, and other children didn’t like to play with her.
Now that she has a friend, Little Xixi finally has something to talk about, as she has been holding back for a while.
“I knew you would look good in this dress.”
“I saw another dress last time in the supermarket, which was also very good-looking, but my mother didn't allow me to touch it and even slapped me. Mom is a good girl; she just has a bad temper.”
“Well, the main reason is that she is too tired from work, so she can be fierce sometimes. I am also an obedient child, and I am tired from studying, but I never get angry with them.”
“I also will go to work in my mother's company in the future; I like to see other people wearing beautiful skirts.”
The child chatted and said whatever came to her mind.
Little Xixi was chattering alone, and the tiger cub next to her didn't make a sound. The tiger cub looked at the human cub next to him and thought, If she is his own cub, no matter how tired he is at work, he will not hurt her.
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