Little Xixi agreed with Tiger Cub upon further reflection. Someone had bullied that big villain and was in a bad mood, so he would definitely bully her again.
Little Xixi looked at the tiger cub enviously, and the tiger cub’s fur was about to explode.
Then Tiger Cub heard this human cub whispering, “If only I were a little monster.”
If she is a little monster, she won't need to be afraid.
Because all children are afraid of monsters.
Tiger Cub: “...” Forget it.
“I really like your fur too,” said Little Xixi, after some thought.
Tiger Cub: “...” Forget it; don’t get angry.
Little Xixi suddenly remembered something, put her hand into her pink schoolbag, and then the tiger cub saw Little Xixi take out a paper bag. A greasy paper bag that was printed with an old man's head.
Little Xixi handed the paper bag to the tiger cub and said, “Here, my favorite fried chicken drumstick!”
When this greedy human cub gnawed on the fried chicken drumstick yesterday, she was still thinking about her good friend. She didn’t even have enough fried chicken drumsticks, but she still held back and saved one for her good friend.
The tiger cub should have taken it, but for some reason, he didn’t. He looked at the human cub quietly.
In fact, he has never understood this human cub.
For example, he doesn't understand why the other party had to cut his knotted fur for him, and he doesn’t understand why the other party wanted to give him clothes. Just like now, he doesn't understand why the other party wants to give him food.
The tiger cub has realized many things in his limited life; for example, he knows that human beings are all bad guys. Another example is that human beings are cunning.
Sometimes, in order to hunt him down, they would put some food in the trap or directly poison him. So he shouldn’t eat the food found in the grass and bushes, and if the packaged food in the trash can still contained completed meat, it was also inedible.
Although no one had told him before, he knew he was smart. His cleverness allowed him to live to a great age.
But even with his intelligence, he couldn’t analyze the purpose of this human cub’s behavior.
The tiger cub slowly pushed back the fried chicken drumstick that Little Xixi put on his paw and said in a childish voice, “Why give it to me?”
Hearing this, Little Xixi blinked and said, “Because you are my friend, we should share among friends.”
Tiger Cub: “...” I don’t understand.
Little Xixi looked at the paper bag, swallowed her saliva, and then pushed it back to the tiger cub. She already ate it yesterday, so she wanted to give it to her friend.
The tiger cub didn’t have breakfast this morning, so he was already hungry.
He thought about it, and although he didn’t understand, he still ate it.
The human cub next to him watched him eat and was drooling. Then she said, “This tastes better when it’s hot. I’ll buy it for you when I have money.”
Little Xixi remembered that she still owed fifty yuan. It’s a huge sum of money, so she doesn’t know when she could buy a hot fried chicken drumstick for her good friend.
Little Xixi saw that the tiger cub not only ate the meat but also chewed the bones to pieces.
Little Xixi looked at him and was stunned. It’s amazing!
At this moment, the class bell rang, successfully interrupting the personal snack time of the two cubs.
Today’s teacher has changed to another person; he looked a bit fierce, and Little Xixi is a bit scared instinctively.
The new teacher quickly introduced himself: “From now on, I will be everyone’s physical education teacher.”
Little Xixi: “...” She also used to have a physical education class. But because she was fat and short-legged, every physical education class was very difficult for her.
Little Xixi looked at the tall tree this time. And when she turned her head, she saw that other students had already climbed up the tree, according to the teacher’s request.
Little Xixi suddenly thought of something and became excited.
Climbing trees is amazing! Because if she learns to climb a tree, when the big villain bullies her, she will climb the tall tree, and the big villain can only watch her under the tree.
Instantly, Little Xixi hugged the tree trunk happily and then started using her fat hands and feet, trying to jump up the tree like everyone else.
However, the reality is not as beautiful as she imagined. When Little Xixi hugged the tree trunk, it could be said that she was motionless!
The tiger cub next to her had already jumped up the tree, condescendingly looking down at the gnashing human cub, wanting to laugh inexplicably.
The physical education teacher next to her couldn’t stand it anymore. Although everyone agreed that in all the courses, human cubs and monster cubs would participate equally, this kind of course was really unnecessary for human cubs.
This is already a matter of racial talent.
Climbing the tree is really not suitable for human cubs.
So the physical education teacher stretched out his hand to lift the human cub’s back collar and threw the cub onto the tree trunk in front of him. Then he turned his head, as if he hadn’t done it.
Little Xixi didn’t realize how dangerous the action was just now; she hugged the tree trunk happily and said, “I climbed up! I climbed up!”
The tiger cub, who had watched the entire process: “...”
The tiger cub jumped down gently, with one leap directly from the tree.
Seeing this scene, Little Xixi, who was on the tree trunk, didn’t know who gave her the courage to imitate the tiger cub and dare to jump down with a single leap.
The physical education teacher jumped over quickly, caught her, and put her aside.
Like a normal person, Little Xixi is still asking the teacher, “Teacher, have I learned to climb trees?”
The teacher said, “...It is still far away.”
If all human beings were like this human cub, then how nice...
Little Xixi was not unhappy when she heard that. Then she started hugging the trunk with both hands and feet, wanting to climb again.
“Teacher! I’m going to climb up again in a while!” Little Xixi said it so happily.
The tiger cub looked up at the human cub, then curled up on the grass next to the tree, ready to sleep.
The tiger cub is particularly prone to sleeping in school because there is no fear of waking up in a cage the next day.
The human cub clung to the tree trunk with short hands and feet, trying her best but still clinging to her original position without moving at all.
The tiger cub could still hear the human cub whispering, “Why didn’t you go up just now? Why can’t you go up...”
The teacher also heard this sentence, and he actually wanted to throw the child up again because... she was really so happy.
The human cub stuck to the tree pitifully; her hands and feet were exhausted, but she still couldn’t climb up, so she turned her head and said, “Teacher, this tree won’t let me climb...”
“Then come down,” the teacher said.
Although Little Xixi was hugging the tree with both hands and feet, her buttocks were basically not far from the ground.
So when Little Xixi let go of the tree, she fell to the ground like an upside-down little turtle with her feet in the air.
That surprised the teacher. After all, in the eyes of all monsters, human cubs are the most vulnerable creatures.
Then he saw the little turtle turning over and saying, “I’m fine; I didn’t hurt from falling.”
This is almost a conditioned reflex for her. Little Xixi is very active at home, jumping up and down and often falling from the stairwell when she gets down. Every time her mother would yell at her, she would get up and say that she was fine and didn’t hurt from the fall.
She dressed thickly; moreover, she was short and a bit fat, so it really didn’t hurt when she fell.
After Little Xixi got up, she saw that other students were playing on the tree. But only she herself was left alone on the ground, unable to climb up. No, there was also a tiger cub, which was sleeping on the grass next to the tree.
Little Xixi wiped her eyes and was a bit tired. She felt that the tiger cub was sleeping soundly, so she leaned over and slept next to the tiger cub.
The tiger cub heard a sound, opened his eyes, and saw a silly human cub next to him. He closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
Little Xixi imitated the appearance of a tiger cub, put her hands on top of her head, then fell asleep on her stomach and soon fell asleep.
The teacher was always watching his students, and when he saw the human cub curled up next to the little monster, sleeping peacefully, he felt very comforted.
Little Xixi was obviously not very honest in her sleep. She originally slept on her stomach. But soon after she fell asleep, she felt that this position was uncomfortable, so she slept on her side and even hugged the tiger cub next to her. Successfully waking up the little monster.
When the tiger cub opened his eyes, he saw a human cub with her braids all messed up and her hair scattered on her face.
The tiger cub moved a little away and slept in the nearby grass, not competing with the human cub for space.
However, after sleeping for a while, he felt less comfortable than on the grass just now, so he moved back again.
The two cubs successfully fell asleep during the physical education class, and the teacher didn’t wake them up. After all, the teacher was also afraid of this human cub who was stubbornly trying to climb a tree.
When eating at noon, Little Xixi gnawed on two apples in her arms. She forgot to bring bread when she left this morning, so there were only two apples for lunch.
Little Xixi gnawed on the apple with a sad face and sighed, imitating the adults on TV: “Life is so hard!”
In fact, she doesn’t understand it very much, but she just followed suit.
The tiger cub was still eating meat in the corner, and he was always on guard.
When he came back, he spat out half a piece of meat on the human cub’s table.
Little Xixi is much closer to him now. She looked at the tiger cub and saw he was looking at herself; this time Little Xixi suddenly understood: “Is this for me to eat?”
Tiger Cub: “Yes.”
Little Xixi was so happy; her friend gave her something, and of course she was happy.
“But I can’t eat raw.” Zhao Xixi still knew about this: “If I eat raw meat, I will have diarrhea.”
The tiger cub was a bit regretful, so he ate the leftover meat by himself.
So in the afternoon, Little Xixi was so hungry. She touched her belly. She was starving.
Little Xixi touched her chubby face and said to her deskmate, “I think because I was hungry, I became thin.”
The tiger cub looked at the chubby face of this human cub and thought, Apparently humans being can tell lies through one’s teeth.
Fortunately, the cub kindergarten finished early in the afternoon. After school, Little Xixi walked into the community but couldn’t find the tiger cub.
The kindergarten next door hadn’t finished school yet, and the office workers hadn’t come back yet, so the entire neighborhood was quiet. Little Xixi walked around the neighborhood by herself.
When walking under a tree, Little Xixi suddenly saw a pomelo drop from the tree.
Zhao Xixi ran over quickly and picked it up. It was really a pomelo.
It’s just... Little Xixi didn’t notice that this tree was actually a pomelo tree. She looked at the tree, and there were two unripe pomelos hanging on it.
She sat under the tree, peeling the pomelo, and she ate it. She finished eating one pomelo but was still not full.
Afterwards, Little Xixi turned around and clasped her hands together, then she said, “Grandpa tree, thank you for your pomelo. I will water you later.”
A certain tiger cub squatting on the tree: “...” Stupid. The fruits on this tree have not matured yet.
However, a moment later, the tiger cub saw two unripe pomelos on the tree, one of which ripened quickly and fell next to the human cub. The human cub happily hugged the tree, kissing and kissing...
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