Little Xixi had a dream. The pink candy fruit had turned into a big house. In the house, she and the tiger cub were wearing pink skirts, and they had become the most beautiful princesses. Many classmates liked them.
Early the next morning, Little Xixi ran to school happily, and the first thing she did was share with her deskmate. She said with excitement, “Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub... Let’s find Princess Lan. Then we’ll become beautiful princesses together, then live happily in a candy house.”
The tiger cub raised his eyes and looked at the human cub. “...I am a male.”
“Then you are the little prince. I will find Princess Lan when the time comes, so I beg her to turn you into a little prince,” said Little Xixi.
After finishing speaking, Little Xixi thought for a while and added: “But if you are a little prince, you can’t live in a candy house, and you have to fight...”
The princesses on TV don’t need to fight, but the little prince has to. Little Xixi still wants her best friend to live a better life.
The tiger cub looked at the human cub: “...” Forget it; allowing this kind of human cub to grow up can lower the average human level.
The teacher scheduled kindergarten students’ morning classes alternately. Under normal circumstances, learned monster knowledge and human knowledge took turns teaching each other every other day. For example, yesterday morning’s scheduled lesson for the cubs was learning to climb a tree. So this morning's scheduled lesson is about human knowledge—learning to draw.
Their nursery is the first mixed teaching of human cubs and monster cubs, and everything is still in the groping stage.
The original plan was for humans to teach the cubs about human knowledge. But it didn’t work out because the situation between humans and monsters is getting worse and worse. So it is hard to find a human preschool teacher who is willing to teach at this mixed kindergarten.
Therefore, the adult monsters are still teaching the human knowledge part. Little Xixi is unaware that the teachers are adult monsters because they can transform into human forms.
And today, the teacher of the painting lesson came for the first time. He was a bearded grandfather. After the bearded teacher came in, he seemed uncomfortable in the back of his ear, but he didn’t stretch it with his hand.
Immediately afterwards, Little Xixi saw the bearded teacher suddenly transform into a big orange cat.
Then he scratched his head with his paw.
Little Xixi was stunned because, as far as she knew, this was the first time that she had come into such close contact with an adult monster.
Strangely, she didn’t seem that scared. Because... because the other party is a teacher, Little Xixi thinks all the teachers are good people! Because the teachers in the previous kindergarten were very kind to Little Xixi. So she has a good impression of anyone who wears the word "teacher".
As the bearded teacher turned into a human being, he saw Zhao Xixi, the human cub, staring at him intently.
When the bearded teacher saw Little Xixi, he was a bit unhappy because he remembered his own childhood shadow. When he was very young, a human cub burned his tail.
But he remained silent, then he walked to the blackboard, pointed to the drawing board, which was provided by the nursery, and said, “It doesn’t matter if you’ve learned these human things or not. As long as you do all the homework that you cubs should do.”
The other students agreed, and the tiger cub next to him continued to sleep.
Little Xixi used to hold a paintbrush and a drawing book, but now the teacher said that she could study casually. So, Little Xixi drew by herself.
She first drew a big triangle, then the little fatty held the paintbrush and drew two vertical lines on both sides of the triangle. She had drawn a house.
While drawing, Little Xixi muttered in a low voice,
“This is my house...”
“This is Dad...”
“This is Mom...”
“Mommy has a younger brother in her belly...”
“This is me...”
After Little Xixi finished painting, she looked up and saw the teacher in front of her. Little Xixi showed the album to the teacher as a treasure: “Teacher, look at the big house I drew!”
Her eyes are shining, almost as if asking for praise.
The bearded teacher looked at the painting with a straight face and said seriously, “It’s really ugly.”
Hearing this, Little Xixi looked at her own painting inquiringly, then raised her face and said with a smile, “It’s not ugly... Not ugly, not ugly at all!”
Bearded teacher: “Ugly.”
Little Xixi: “Not ugly!”
“Ugly.”
“Not ugly!”
“It’s ugly!”
“It’s not ugly!”
“I said ugly; It’s ugly!”
“If I say it’s not ugly, it’s not ugly!”
“It’s ugly, no matter how you look at it!”
“It’s not ugly, no matter how you look at it!”
The tiger cub was sleeping, but the bickering sound awakened the tiger cub. He opened his eyes to see the old and the young; their necks were red from the quarrel.
Little Xixi seemed unable to win over the teacher. Her throat hurt from the quarrel; she covered the painting with her small hands and whispered in a compromised voice, “Okay, okay, ugly is ugly.”
This kind of thing hadn’t lasted for a minute. Then she turned a new page, holding a paintbrush, lying on the table, and said with a smile, “I want to draw a better one!”
The tiger cub: “...” He suddenly felt that, although this human cub was stupid, she seemed to be living so happily.
The bearded teacher: “...”
Shortly after, just two minutes later, one would see a small human cub holding up a painting: “Teacher, this painting is beautiful!”
Bearded teacher: “Ugly!”
Little Xixi seemed to have chicken blood and continued to draw with her head down!
Then she took another painting and said, “Teacher, this one is a princess! A super beautiful princess! All your wishes will become true!”
The bearded teacher looked at the person in the painting, who couldn’t see the facial features at all. Are you sure that if you paint her so ugly, she will still want to fulfill your wish?
However, the bearded teacher suddenly became curious: “What is your wish?”
“I want to become a beautiful princess! I live in a candy house every day; no matter how much candy I eat, I won’t grow worms!”
The bearded teacher: “...”
He suddenly felt that the fact that this human cub’s parents sent her to this nursery must be a conspiracy. A plot to numb them and seem to make them feel that humans are no longer a threat.
Seeing this human cub, she believed that if she found the princess, her wish could come true. Like a huge, colorful bubble, he only needs to poke it lightly and it will burst, and then he can see the human cub crying. The bearded teacher showed a nasty smile, then said, “The princess who can fulfill your wish...”
Before he finished speaking, he heard a small, milky voice say, “Teacher, I want to sleep.”
The bearded teacher turned his head and saw the little tiger on the table next to him looking at him impatiently.
The little tiger interrupted the bearded teacher. The teacher was instantly upset. He wanted to get angry and educate the little tiger to let him understand that a long-furred tiger like him was not of the authentic blood of the king of beasts at all. But the bearded teacher remembers that when the time comes for the upcoming inspection, there will be monsters from the tiger family. He wanted to find out their attitude first, so he endured it.
He didn’t need to investigate the origin of this little stray tiger, and he almost knew all about him. After all, tigers were the most likely species of cub to stray. However, most cubs would die for various reasons when they were very young and their pupils hadn’t faded. It was also a miracle that they could live to such a great age.
It’s just that this miracle cannot last until the tiger cub becomes a human.
As we all know, monsters take human form when they reach adulthood at eighteen years old.
However, after the tiger cub interrupted him, he lost interest in teasing this human cub just now. When he returned to the podium, he saw the human cub start painting again.
Little Xixi painted differently this time. She painted very seriously and even secretly looked at her deskmate while painting.
It was almost lunchtime, and Little Xixi had just finished painting. She immediately showed the painting to her deskmate: “Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, I drew the two of us.”
Little Xixi’s little finger pointed to one part composed of circles and lines: “This is me, this is you; my hand is holding your paw...”
Then the little finger moved to the triangle behind: “This is our house...”
“Half of this is a green house, which is made of milk candy. We play outside together during the day, and I sleep here at night. When I’m upset, I lie on the wall and lick it.”
“And the other half is a red house, which is where you live, and it’s all made of meat. When you’re unhappy, just gnaw on the wall.”
Little Xixi also pointed to a jagged thing next to it and said, “This is a comb. Every morning when I get up, I will comb your fur, and after combing your fur, I will comb your hair.”
The tiger cub’s gaze followed her little finger. The lines on the white paper were crooked, especially in this little tiger drawing, which was particularly abstract.
However, he seemed to see such a life.
Little Xixi continued talking non-stop, like pouring kettles: “We need to plant two more trees, and there will be fruits to eat.”
“And you can climb trees.”
Little Xixi thought of something interesting again and blurted. “Tiger Cub, Tiger Cub, what fruit do you like?”
The tiger cub thought for a while and said seriously, “Pomelo.”
Little Xixi said, “I also like pomelos, so let’s plant two pomelo trees. Then you will have one, and the other one will be mine! You like to eat meat, so we will plant two meat trees.”
In Little Xixi's mind, meat grows from trees. When her mother said to buy meat in the supermarket, in Little Xixi's view, it was just a lot of meat hanging on a tree. People who came and went wanted to eat meat, so they exchanged money for the tree.
The tiger cub hesitated for a while and said, “That's fine.”
Little Xixi thought for a while and said, “Then let’s water the tree together.”
The tiger cub said, “Alright.”
Little Xixi quickly drew the tree. While drawing, she whispered, “You need to bear more fruits.”
After drawing the homeland, Little Xixi and the others had lunch together and then took a nap.
Little Xixi still ate two apples at noon, and she forgot to tell her mother to bring two pieces of bread this morning.
After eating the apple, Little Xixi wanted to go to the bathroom for a bit.
The nursery was supposed to have four toilets: two for monster cubs and two for human cubs. But later, only one human cub came, so the nursery gave only one toilet to this human cub.
Fearing that the human cub would go wrong, they even put Zhao Xixi’s name on the front of the toilet. But Little Xixi never went to the toilet when she was in school. She held it back every time and could hold it all day.
She was afraid of going to the toilet alone because there were "red hands, green hands, and big white hands" in the toilet.
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